*** OFFICIAL skatz thread *** [OFFICIAL]

[SkyNigger]

Fuck Haitians. I tried to cheer my Haitian work colleague up with some knock-knock jokes...

One thing I've learned this week is they are a humourless people.

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solid

[blake]

A black man is going to get a vasectomy. He shows up to the doctor's office wearing a suit. The doctor says "Why are you wearing a suit?" The black man says "I just got back from a funeral".

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tops

[SkyNigger]

An Abo [Australian nigger] walks into a bar with one thong [sandal] on. Bartender asks, "Lose a thong, mate?"

Abo: "Nup. Found one."

[Hillbilly Jim]

[gay sex]

[Hillbilly Jim]

wow disney stooping to a black and mexican dp raping a white chick

[gay sex]

i feel like the darker one resembles beanstaring

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can't believe i missed this

[SkyNigger]

Rape.

For when you're a lover and a fighter.

[SkyNigger]

Yeah well your mom's so fat...that she might suffer from cardiovascular problems later in life, not to mention increased risk of stroke, Type 2 diabetes, cancer, liver dysfunction, gallbladder issues, airway restriction, not to mention sleep apnea which opens up a whole second level of complications, and she should probably consult a physician and maybe a dietitian along with a physical fitness instructor to proactively seek Prevention rather than Cure, which is likely to be a far more painful ordeal than a change to a healthier lifestyle now.

[mama luigi]