once bitten twice shy

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like tine if you need it in more blunt language the iphone the last 4 years has been cameron seasons 2 and 3

[anatine]

that is unfair and unkind.

the iphone whatever this year is going to be great because and here me out, using dk on my current iphone screen is a fucking nightmare. dont get me wrong, they can still super fuck this phone up and send me pouting to like nexus or samsung but honestly, tablet iphone is something ive wanted for a minute.

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bro i get u code on a mac u are married to inferior tech

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also if windows was running those god awful iphone commercials you literally would have had a 100,000 person newsletter trolling them that is what were dealing with like u allow this shit like well it will get better u are an abused japanese wife

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like i thought the horrible animoji one was just like a parody of what an apple commercial was and then they come back with this ali one to literally pander to im not sure what black history month the idea that steve jobs was ali but its just comical imagining the thought process behind it all

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also id like to assume ur newsletter would have a vibrant backpage section where fats could meet and coupons for pizza

[anatine]

yeah all that is a huge blind spot for me, i just want to watch videos in bed on something that isnt essentially half a product like an ipad.

[anatine]

also i feel like master chef jr just told casting agents it was going to be a fast track for discovering disney channel stars and in fact its absolutely nothing close.

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tine while u were just typing that i might have changed the movie review game forever on todges site

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dude master chef jr is kind of wack but the kids baking challenge on food network is kind of amazing like super over achieving kids whos parents were like U CAN DO ANYTHING getting voted off the island to tears the show is fire