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Old 08-23-2013, 12:25 AM   #51
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rofl am still going with on the cards
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Old 08-28-2013, 06:45 PM   #52
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Old 08-28-2013, 07:01 PM   #53
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JVin and his pain relief friends track down Bobby Wong and question him about the murder of his brother, the toddler raper-cum-killer JackDaniels. Wong explains the duress he was under and JVin doesn't RIP him because he's more humane than you fucking morons.

"At first I held out my arm like this and stuff"


"And then I was like:"

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Our protagonist reunites with his whore mother in his ghost den. Basically the first thing she does is feel up his ass. She demands he kill the person responsible for JackDaniels' death. Scooter refuses to avenge his rapist brother even after the hours of near-rape footage he took of JackDaniels during simpler times in Bangkok.

The Whore Mother feels him up some more. She is such a whore.
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The Whore Mother hires TeamRazor to kill Bobby Wong instead. As it turns out he was too busy bonging Velveeta so he gave the job to some random kid.

Bobby Wong's throat is slit; he will never gargle a load of Jewdonk's hot jizz again.
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motherfucker just wrote me out of the rest of the trilogy
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Old 08-29-2013, 12:52 AM   #57
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don't worry bob we will return as ghosts who live in scooters fridge and make his fire alarm go off when he least expects it
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Old 08-29-2013, 01:36 AM   #58
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like a fucking toddler obi-wan
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