While old man Cobalina will always be stuck in Siberia,
Women who look like Mike Ditka have never met my criteria.
The inbred genes haven't turned you into much of a looker,
It's no wonder you can only find company with a $50 hooker.
And even though no woman will ever let you see her cranny,
You can do what your dad did and marry a tranny.
It is I, the quintessential stud muffin, and a goodness, gracious, great balls of fire god damn handsome man,
Joel
"I left her pussy sore and a wreck,
Then she sent her son a check.
Because I'm a man of many sexual talents,
But even I can't give head like Uncle Allen."
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