VWLS you cooze, i just find out ur posting my mojito recipe on venom

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real talk hes calling a plumber cuz he just broke the dishwasher

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True story - ran into my plumber after golf, dude was a soup sandwich, plus his friend's girlfriend is a road whore who wants to blow me. About to fire up murray and pillage the village. Four days to go...

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[Vwls with one L dammit]

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Originally Posted by gay sex

wVWLS you cooze, i just find out ur posting my mojito recipe on venom

I just looked up "cooze" on Urban dictionary, and I am appalled and insulted. Apology required. That is completely uncalled for.

Also, how was it your mojito recipe? It was a combination of three different recipes, all found through Google, plus trial and error till the perfect result was achieved. You're claiming it as yours? Really?

[MistaCobalina]

don't be insulted, gare's called me a cooze 8 times since he got this bee in his bonet.

[Vwls with one L dammit]

Well I guess that's OK then, but what about him trying to claim my mojito recipe?

[MistaCobalina]

cooze hounds gonna hound.

[MistaCobalina]

gare is a mojito diety in sanataria. All mojito's are his children

[Vwls with one L dammit]

Ordered a mojito on Friday night before they brought the crab, and it was disgusting - way too sweet, not enough mint, just a mess. Does he want to claim that one as his child also?