Look, it's too fucking hot for this shit. I haven't been eating right or sleeping right, my electric bill is going to be absurd, and there is no fucking way I'm going out and mowing my lawn. My brain is functioning at about 70% of typical capacity, I haven't been writing, and my Dutch study has ground to a halt. The last thing I need is another fucking ape post. The first thing I need is one of them office chairs with a mesh back so I don't stick to it. I'm so retarded right now that I almost thought it was appropriate to make an "either ape goes or I go" post. Well I'm not going to do that. Those of you dickwads who have the power to expunge ape from the record can do whatever the fuck you want and I'll keep posting here regardless. But before you go ahead and choose not to ban the ape, you think long and hard about the psychological trauma you're inflicting on poor old Buttermilk.
Also I've got this rash forming at the top of my ass crack, my butt cleavage area if you will, that I can only assume is due to the copious amounts of sweat that are pouring down it.
This is why you dont offer to help or make friends with weirdos from the internet.
With all due, old bean.
The weirdos from the internet Ive linked up with have yielded some diamonds that enrich my life in spectacular fashion.
That said I trust my gut and am already ready for things to go south, but it happens not so very often.
Id point out to you at this juncture, that the currency of 408mike's life is not something whose health youre going to contribute to with an improved resume, and people have called him out for it since 2007. I mean jesus, SK basically handed him a dream job with very good pay and real vertical growth potential and got the same response as you.
Thats why I think this bath salt video is so important; its an opportunity for Mike to contribute to forging real bonds of friendship instead of vampirically sluicing off attention from other peoples lives. Hes made tremendous strides thanks to Scooters therapy and what he needs now isnt a new resume, he needs a legit, legal vision quest.
This is turning point in the Evolution of Ape. This is the origin of consciousness, this is the breakdown of the bicameral mind.
Or perhaps its not, perhaps its 408mike simply turning away from his chance at real bonds with people who care and proving we were right about him all along.
Ultimately its mikes choice. He knows where to get the bath salts, the femur is in his court.
i dont want to see ape banned but the way he chimped out over :mikesmumsawhoregate was so pathetic i dont think he deserves to post at such a fine establishment as skatzpoker.com
pretty much zero chance of me helping a bath salts epidemic with an unstable person. zero point zero. Id prefer he went to so cal to do this. Im uncomfortable being in the same region as this.
you guys overestimate your value. banning ape isn't going to influence the path of his life. he's just going to bitch more on druff's terrible site instead of here. leave ape alone.
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