wow JoVin

from what i can gather it sounds like i groped some thai whores when extremely drunk. "assaulting innocents" in thai whore houses gets you a servere beating or worse. surely the fact that didnt happen speaks volumes.

after all this went down we left the pimp we went somewhere else so if i was really "assaulting innocents" i dont know why you would go to a gogo bar with me instead of getting the fuck out of there.

note the lack of a question mark.

but seriously though how about we settle this like gentlemen over some sashimi

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dont call me surely

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rofl so dumb and so good

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btw ovenracks whats it like being some creepy guy groping women and not tipping cuz europeans are horrible at it

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its not my proudest moment

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i slipped the old guy who bagged my groceries 3 yesterday and bagged them myself cuz thats how we do in civilized society and ur just out here groping women cuz ur white FOR SHAME OVENRACKS FORRRRRRR SHAME

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also he had a cut on his hand and i had fresh ginger and i didnt want him touching it but that had ALMOST nothing to do with it

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because i care about the environment and put all my fresh produce directly in the cart and not wrapping it in plastic in case you idiots were wondering

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9 guesses what the ginger was for

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also its probably top 3 of your proudest moments

but yeah whatever i got no ill will against scooter even though he did compare me to a rapist. the pimp is great i can understand why he would be annoyed with if he cant go back there for a little while because of my drunken antics.

once again am genuinely sorry if i fucked it up for you and i hope in a while everything will work itself out. if you want to meet up and show me the video i would like to see it but also if you dont want to see my dumb toddler face thats cool also.

i dont want to go back on forth with you on this for page after page am going to go out and grab some food, all the best .