scooter are you flattered or scared? - Page 6 - SkatzPoker

gay sex · 05-17-2013, 10:56 PM

im not even talking shit she is likely the goat tour director at legoland but seriously

gay sex · 05-17-2013, 10:57 PM

rofl i apologize I C OULD NOT RESIST

VaughnP · 05-17-2013, 11:04 PM

408 literally fagging it up aside, we're going to need a response to these Legoland tour director allegations. . .

Bobby Wong · 05-18-2013, 03:39 AM

scooter is this true

http://www.amazon.com/gp/reader/1481...01#reader-link

rum dick · 05-18-2013, 05:05 AM

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Originally Posted by gay sex

dave your oceanside hooker wife doesnt have a degree either so lets just calm down

Oh snap. Line's been crossed son. That lady would be the mother of my children but for the fact I'm sterile from growing up under power lines. Regardless....unforgiveable.

rum dick · 05-18-2013, 05:08 AM

Also I've got a grand that says skinny tall drink o' water edwina would pummel you in an arm wrestling contest. #ballerinacoremusclepower

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we all know thats obviously true

rum dick · 05-18-2013, 05:11 AM

God I'm tilting more about the fact that you called her an oceanside whore than you calling her a whore period. Oceanside is so low budge. Literally do at least 90 when I drive by it on the 5 just so I don't get any of that town on my car.

gay sex · 05-18-2013, 11:08 AM

i called her a hooker dave lets get the facts straight

SkyNigger · 05-19-2013, 01:31 AM

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Originally Posted by rum dick

Guess i don't "get what you're saying" because I've never had a chick "pretend" to be too busy to hang out with me. Whole mess doesn't reflect well on you and your choice in women.

It's because I'm dashing.

You're just not enough to pull out the stops for, I guess. What can you do.

I'm being legit. This is what fucking girls do, you cannot possibly imagine the horror when I realised the truth that I guess I already knew on some level.

Girls so cute I sigh randomly hook up with peons cause like, whatever; but with me they play long ball. This means they attempt to sell the demented lie that they're "not like other girls". sfjdl;afjsl;

This is a tragic irony because I rarely tolerate Toddler games.

I really, really liked this girl. One day I almost fall off my chair at a pic with her and some douchebag at a club, on a date or some shit.

SkyNigger · 05-19-2013, 01:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Bobby Wong

scooter is this true

http://www.amazon.com/gp/reader/1481...01#reader-link

If he's paying 1000bt to girls that light up and beg to stay, they're gonna have the aids.