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i fucking hate iso so much

so so so

much.

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Originally Posted by rum dick

Jesus fucking christ seriously you've lived in a rich people community your entire life, and you've repeatedly bragged about having millionaire relatives.

Not making the connection but I'll let the question in and say- I have an aunt (my only aunt actually) that made millions back in the early 80's in real estate. Yes I grew up middle class sort of but keep in mind, my bio had to pay $500 for child support, my mom and step dad had an agreement if money was going to be spent on me it came from dad first. So my mom manages to find the ONLY private luthern preschool ACROSS TOWN MIND YOU that charged a mind boggling $500 per month for fees and tuition and what have you so guess how much that left for me? guess guess guess come on where's that adventurous spirit Dave? I was delighted at my handmedowns that everyone else was just handing on down the line while my mother spent whatever she wanted on herself nothing went on me till I was fair amount older I never got toys as a kid (a few I stole from other kids because they had nicer things than I had and seemed ok leaving them out to get rained on. Gear adrift is a gift.)

[rum dick]

You went to a private preschool, and youre claiming to be poor. I seriously hope you're trolling and not really this terrible of a person.

[rum dick]

You know which preschool i went to? It's called the parking lot of the white trash apartment complex my mom and i lived in.

[rum dick]

Your problem is you had everything handed to you, and it made you lazy, stupid, and ungrateful. And you expected (and still expect) the gravy train to continue, but the shit left the station, and you're too methed out and brain damaged (and I'm talking permanent brain damage) to realize this. So, you're life fucked and you're fragile, damaged, and useless. And clueless. Very, very clueless. And hysterical. Get your shit together. Or don't. Either way clock is ticking.

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Originally Posted by rum dick

Your problem is you had everything handed to you

TRUE

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and it made you lazy, stupid, and ungrateful.

SPOT ON

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And you expected (and still expect) the gravy train to continue,

LOSING ME

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but the shit left the station, and you're too methed out and brain damaged (and I'm talking permanent brain damage) to realize this.

WAY OFF BASE

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So, you're life fucked

NO

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and you're fragile

NO

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damaged,

BEYOND REPAIR

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and useless.

POLAR OPPOSITE OF THIS

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And clueless.

RHYMES WITH USELESS AND REDUNDANTLY REPEATING A LIE WILL NOT MAKE IT TRUTHFUL

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Very, very clueless.

STOP WITH THE REPETITIVE CRAP THAT KIND OF SHIT DOES NOT WORK ON ME

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And hysterical.

HYSTERICAL ON THE INTERNET? GET REAL

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Get your shit together.

HOW AM I DOING COACH I CAN'T SEE THE BAR AND HAVE NO GOALS TO HIT. AM I DOING GOOD OR NOT? IS THIS A CERTAIN DOLLAR RANGE I NEED TO HIT IN ORDER TO CALL MY SHIT TOGETHERED OR HOW ARE WE MEASURING MY TOGETHERNESS?

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Or don't. Either way clock is ticking.

ONE OF MY CLOSEST FRIENDS IS 75 AND HIS WIFE SAME AGE IS BEING RIPPED AWAY FROM HIM LITTLE BY LITTLE EVERY SINGLE DAY, I DO NOT NEED YOU PATRONIZING ME ABOUT TIME AND IT'S PRECIOUSNESS AND CAN ASSURE YOU I DO NOT WASTE WHAT LITTLE TIME I HAVE

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WILLIE PLEASE SUCK MY DICK
THAT IS ALL
WAIT, NO, I WANT TO NAME MY DICK "TERRORIZING MONSTER WHOPPER" AND I NEED A SHOW OF HANDS ON THAT TO MAKE IT OFFICIAL AAAAAAAND SHITS OFFICIAL

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Dave let me tell you something- on mothers day I drove out to acampo to see my folks new place and help them move a bunch of things and my mom had planned for me to stay the night and figured I'd leave in the am. I couldn't do it and I actually slept in my truck and left the following morning. I feel so guilty and ashamed for how shitty I treated my parents and how disgustingly bad I disrespected their home that I cannot ever sleep in any home of theirs again. I explained this to my step dad and he understood, shit will never be forgiven or forgotten. This shell of a human being who is out for himself only and is lazy and uncaring and has no integrity or moral character isn't me nor will it be. I am not marty, I can see my flaws (finally) and I have worked hard to become the man I had fooled myself into believing I was when in reality I was a joke. Now I am merely average trying to make my way in this world and I am delighted at that so spare me the criticisms until you at least weigh in current data.

and you're a nerdy attorney but I love ya just the way you are holmes, a pretty boy with an alpha chick and the gayest car in the world with an even gayer name. all of that makes you you and if your car were less gay if it even had a decent name you wouldn't be the guy some of here love in a non homosexual way.

[Bobby Wong]

Cut grapes some slack Dave, his methamphetamine is currently being adulterated by unscrupulous dealers, can't you see how unfair his life is?

[Hillbilly Jim]

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Originally Posted by rum dick

You know which preschool i went to? It's called the parking lot of the white trash apartment complex my mom and i lived in.

look on the bright side it could have been a trailer park