Which cell carrier is least faggot?

[rum dick]

Quote:

Originally Posted by gay sex

Dave were gonna need u to calm down

Sorry gare. Was at the bar for happy hour and the line was long. Killed the wait time by projecting my frustration at the special needs kid who was buying his first hammer. Not one of my prouder moments.

[anatine]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bobby Wong

its not even quality lying

its basically copypasta at this point. he makes that exact same post about 3 times a year.

whats hilarious is that his hilarious ambitions are becoming more banal and cloistered every cycle.

i miss when he wanted to go places and do things.

this new jason rogers is just dull.

[Bobby Wong]

he's this close to being an apprentice electrician bro, just as soon as he manages to buy a hammer

Comments

i might actually have a job

[gay sex]

Grapes I've left multiple rock hammers in Mexico u might be able to find them

[Hillbilly Jim]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bobby Wong

at least you didnt talk to a mexican or else you would have ended up with a death stick

408 got lucky because Marisol is from Uruguay

[Sonatine's hidden salami]

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonatine

its basically copypasta at this point. he makes that exact same post about 3 times a year.

whats hilarious is that his hilarious ambitions are becoming more banal and cloistered every cycle.

i miss when he wanted to go places and do things.

this new jason rogers is just dull.

My only ambition right about now is feebly attempting to find a reason to go on living jason.

I can't find one.

By all means keep being a jerk, it's really making a positive impact on my life.

[Sonatine's hidden salami]

why do I bother? you're all assholes like my father. douchebags to the end, it's because of people like you (except Gay Sex) that I have struggled with alcohol and depression my entire adult life.

[gay sex]

Great job fags grape I'm trying a new place for lunch ill tweet a pic for you

[gay sex]

It's gonna be pizza though so don't get too excited

Comments

pizza

[Sonatine's hidden salami]

Quote:

Originally Posted by blake

literally none of this is true

sorry charlie but I can't respect a man who can't even make eye contact with me without jumping up and down.

Comments

owned the shit out of charlie chan