Finally watched Captain Phillips last night

[Tydepoker]

you're clearly depressed and morbidly obese

I guess being a horrible troll on the internet shitting all over others 24/7 makes you feel better about your own shitty reality

good luck with that

[Tydepoker]

you're just not a very nice person......after the last several years I've watched you relentlessly troll others

one after the other

unhappy and genuinely dissatisfied people look for easy targets to unload on

keep up the good work

[Tydepoker]

you're never positive....never have any decent anecdotes

no real content

just dark and obsessive critique

very sad and depressing and awful

[Tydepoker]

[Behemoth]

Quote:

Originally Posted by rum dick

My bike lock is legitimately bulletproof for almost anything short of a .50 cal (and it cost maybe at the most $40). So yeah...bulletproof locks. in the movie they use high school locker locks to secure gates that are supposed to keep the pirates from accessing the bridge (a hella minor plot point and a ridiculous real world defensive fortification).

Btw --- I love how in your world, I live in oklahoma, but I'm from coronado. Lemme guess bizarro superman was your favorite super hero

Don't you sass me Dave. You were born in Oklahoma but live in Coronado now. Whenever it suits me, you're an Okie for life though. Now that we've got that straight, let's proceed to this new topic. I remember you posting before about the flower show, which, btw, I never heard anything about this year's show or saw a thread about it, so I'm guessing someones roses didn't quite get with it this year. I'm also guessing a gardener was fired and/or reported to ICE as a result.

Lastly, just because the package says "tough under fire", doesn't mean a motherfucking thing.

[anatine]

guys lets get this thread back on the rails:

my organic fruit delivery came yesterday and it was literally 3 grapefruits, 3 oranges, 8 pounds of carrots, and 4 fucking mangos.

ok there were strawberries and blueberries too but seers this was supposed to be a juicing-oriented fruit basket, so im not going to get hung up on the rancid plums and peaches, neither of which impress me in the slightest.

id kick these fuckers off the team but im strung out on their organic ribeyes so i dont know.

[anatine]

i guess i could get some sticky rice and try to rescue this but UGH.