Hoser and McGee beg to swallow a fat load of Marty's warm sperm

[Tyde]

[gay sex]

UH OH BIG DOG BRINGING OUT THE CLASSIC HITS

[Been]

sounds like this gertner guy is begging to be made an example of

[Terrance and Phillip]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jewdonk

[Alberto Del Rio]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joel Gertner

And well, well, well...

While old man Cobalina will always be stuck in Siberia,
Women who look like Mike Ditka have never met my criteria.
The inbred genes haven't turned you into much of a looker,
It's no wonder you can only find company with a $50 hooker.
And even though no woman will ever let you see her cranny,
You can do what your dad did and marry a tranny.

It is I, the quintessential stud muffin, and a goodness, gracious, great balls of fire god damn handsome man,

Joel
"I left her pussy sore and a wreck,
Then she sent her son a check.
Because I'm a man of many sexual talents,
But even I can't give head like Uncle Allen."

GERTNER

Comments

but you already know that

[Suicide King]

holy shit now Been is back? this is too much for one girl to handle in a week!

[Been]

hella on winter break

[gay sex]

yea probably super hard to juggle that schedule of psych 101 spanish 2 pre calculus and english 101

NOT ENOUGH HOURS IN THE DAY

Comments

	kids doing calculus in a toga
	hilarious

[boomroasted, bro]

nice one gay

[gay sex]

FINALLY SOMEONE GETS IT