lol indiana slim how about you suck the spooge from the tip of my cock

[Hillbilly Jim]

i have one of these with 100 month old jim beam well 100 months plus however many months 1983 is
should i break the seal and drink that shit?

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thats actually hella cool

[Behemoth]

Hell no. Jim Beam is the swill of the swill. Sell it to some dumbfuck left hand that thinks it will be good b/c it says Jim beam on it.

[Hillbilly Jim]

so youre telling me 40 year old jim beam in a ceramic decanter would taste like shit?

[gay sex]

uh open that immediately and tell us how real it us lol aging in barrels aging in toys is the new hotness

[gay sex]

also duesenberg is one of the goat names of all time

[Hillbilly Jim]

Quote:

Originally Posted by gay sex

also duesenberg is one of the goat names of all time

look at ol boy showing iowa some love

[boomroasted, bro]

That bad boy has gotta fetch a few bills on eBay. Beam collectors will be brawling over it.

[rum dick]

Gotta say ole Jim's bachelor pad looked a lot less creepy than i expected

[rum dick]

Seriously though any Midwestern grandmother would be proud to call that place home

[rum dick]

Let's see...forty years ago the drinking age was probably 18 which means jim's a 58 year old hoarder. Story checks out. Im just glad at least hes hoarding really cool looking crap and not piles of newspapers and used depends