Martin's problem isn't that he's lazy.I'm surprised you have all missed it for all these years. He cannot read. I mean, literally; his capacity for reading comprehension is borderline non-existent and he cannot retain information for more than a couple consecutive logical points. By the time he's reached the third or fourth connecting sentence, he's forgotten the first one.
It must be incredibly frustrating for him. A lesson about the benefits of hard alcohol, I suppose.
But when he says TLDR, what he means is Too Long Cannot Read.
When you have nothing else, at least you have your pride.
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