Originally Posted by
Joel Gertner
And well, well, well...
While old man Cobalina will always be stuck in Siberia,
Women who look like Mike Ditka have never met my criteria.
The inbred genes haven't turned you into much of a looker,
It's no wonder you can only find company with a $50 hooker.
And even though no woman will ever let you see her cranny,
You can do what your dad did and marry a tranny.
It is I, the quintessential stud muffin, and a goodness, gracious, great balls of fire god damn handsome man,
Joel
"I left her pussy sore and a wreck,
Then she sent her son a check.
Because I'm a man of many sexual talents,
But even I can't give head like Uncle Allen."
GERTNER