legit 9:19am and i want a cheeseburger thread

[anatine]

OH GOD NEVER MIND

[anatine]

this fatass oakie literally set up a webcam to capture and immortalize his unintentional and totally unironic shameful horror while discussing the passing of whitney houston.

[anatine]

also i wonder if my rice is done

[gay sex]

rofl ive gone from laughing at him to wanting to buy him a happy meal and a matinee ticket for the next gi joe movie

[anatine]

i always do this, im like "FUCK IT ITS DONE NO PROBLEM" then i take like 3 bites of it and hate myself because it tastes like gravel.

[gay sex]

but seriously dave tell ur cousin to get it together

[anatine]

btw that should literally be a forum plugin, where you can pitch in to buy people tickets to the next gijoe movie.

[gay sex]

is rice even good like if ur gonna goto the effort why not bang out a little couscous or some polenta

[gay sex]

we call it the purple plugin after the grape and make a fortune on this

[anatine]

i absolutely almost always have white rice with any red meat, but on very rare occasions i make angel hair pasta or i roast baby potatoes.

the problem with the baby potatoes is that i end up buying like 2 pounds of them at a time, eat a quarter of them with a meal or two, and then the rest get spongy and hellish by the time im ready for the next chapter.