Okay okay I think it's important not to lose track of the things that matter, which are:
The size of my wang.
The fact that in 12 years of education, no one is taught a single hour of logic.
The fact that in 12 years of education, no one is taught how to speed-read, comprehension or retention.
The fact that they've printed between 4 billion and 8 billion (a figure I saw somewhere, I think Guiness Book of Records actually) copies of the most emotional book ever written in the history of literature.
In that book which I have read 3.5 times, there is arguably one (1) verse (of 31,000) which is logical (John 8:32). There are something like 6000 verses that are pure evil or pure emotional corruption for the purposes of inducing insanity (but then I repeat myself). Stuff like Numbers 31:17-18. The rest of the verses are either incoherent dribbling or just idiotic or irrelevant absurdity. It's all very disturbing.
You might say I was very disturbed at 7, by religion's disturbance of the peace. This is why they give this book to children to read.
You can't do dot-to-dot exercises? Oh my bad, I forgot yall were more victimised than I was by the educational system.
Never had a day of school in my life.
Never read a book other than the KJV Holy Bible and about a dozen Hardy Boys and Nancy Drew novels.
Never watched television.
Never listened to radio.
Never read a magazine.
Never read a newspaper.
Never played sports.
Never played, at all, really.
Never had a friend. Wasn't really sure I even understood the concept or the purpose.
Never eaten processed foods.
Never been to a doctor.
Never learned anything except how to lie to Welfare workers & Police who were never coming.
Never used a telephone except when it was held to my face as my mother hissed at me to thank my Nan for sending 'me' money which I never saw.
Never had a hope in hell of actually passing a Year 10 subject. Dreamed of maybe passing English, but it wasn't very realistic to dream so big.
Discovered something peculiar about the education system. The government had educated everyone backwards. I was at neutral. I topped Grade 10 without doing any homework.
Never had the time. Sometimes, didn't have the shelter.
Do you feel maybe this is peculiar?
Maybe the government and religion should be removed from the educational system?
Maybe the government and religion should be removed.
when i was arrested by dog the bounty hunter in the summer of 2008 he told me to go with jesus after offering me a cig. i haven't looked back since
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My boys, we are at the end of an age. We live in a land of weather forcasts and breakfasts that set in. Shat on by Tories, shovelled up by labour. Now which of you is going to be a splendid fellow and go down to the Rolls for the rest of the wine?
Okay okay I think it's important not to lose track of the things that matter, which are:
The size of my wang.
The fact that in 12 years of education, no one is taught a single hour of logic.
The fact that in 12 years of education, no one is taught how to speed-read, comprehension or retention.
The fact that they've printed between 4 billion and 8 billion (a figure I saw somewhere, I think Guiness Book of Records actually) copies of the most emotional book ever written in the history of literature.
In that book which I have read 3.5 times, there is arguably one (1) verse (of 31,000) which is logical (John 8:32). There are something like 6000 verses that are pure evil or pure emotional corruption for the purposes of inducing insanity (but then I repeat myself). Stuff like Numbers 31:17-18. The rest of the verses are either incoherent dribbling or just idiotic or irrelevant absurdity. It's all very disturbing.
You might say I was very disturbed at 7, by religion's disturbance of the peace. This is why they give this book to children to read.
You can't do dot-to-dot exercises? Oh my bad, I forgot yall were more victimised than I was by the educational system.
Never had a day of school in my life.
Never read a book other than the KJV Holy Bible and about a dozen Hardy Boys and Nancy Drew novels.
Never watched television.
Never listened to radio.
Never read a magazine.
Never read a newspaper.
Never played sports.
Never played, at all, really.
Never had a friend. Wasn't really sure I even understood the concept or the purpose.
Never eaten processed foods.
Never been to a doctor.
Never learned anything except how to lie to Welfare workers & Police who were never coming.
Never used a telephone except when it was held to my face as my mother hissed at me to thank my Nan for sending 'me' money which I never saw.
Never had a hope in hell of actually passing a Year 10 subject. Dreamed of maybe passing English, but it wasn't very realistic to dream so big.
Discovered something peculiar about the education system. The government had educated everyone backwards. I was at neutral. I topped Grade 10 without doing any homework.
Never had the time. Sometimes, didn't have the shelter.
Do you feel maybe this is peculiar?
Maybe the government and religion should be removed from the educational system?
Maybe the government and religion should be removed.
Let's be honest, you just did the ol' ACDC and are now falsely living of the glory
Let's be honest, you just did the ol' ACDC and are now falsely living of the glory
I'm certainly living the dream alright.
It's funny, but out of ~7.3 billion people on the planet almost 7.3 billion people would get the answer to the following hypothetical wrong. They cannot do Logic .
Hypothetical. Would you rather be:
a) the poorest and / or the dumbest of 7,300,000,000 people in a sane world where humans were not obsessed with seeking advantage over humans; or
b) the richest and / or the most intelligent of 7,300,000,000 people in an insane world where humans were obsessed with seeking advantage over humans.
If you cannot answer this question correctly, you are emotionally insane and you cannot do Logic (but then I repeat myself).
I'm pretty bright. One of the brightest, in fact. But then I 'cheated'. I only started school in Year 10.
I'm pretty retarded. One of the more retarded, in fact. But then I was cheated. I've only been lied to by everyone for 31 years.
But what I'm trying to say is, what is "the ol' ACDC"?
Generally in Australian multiple choice testing, the cool kids who hate books and shit pattern out the answers to be 1.a 2.c 3.d 4.c repeated, in reference to the band acdc.
It was a fabled tale that in the 1988 Australian high school maths national
test that Bazza Jones and his band of merry binging men hit the 100th percentile despite not being able to multiply 4x3 because that year the answers magically were 1.a 2.c 3.d 4.c etc
Generally in Australian multiple choice testing, the cool kids who hate books and shit pattern out the answers to be 1.a 2.c 3.d 4.c repeated, in reference to the band acdc.
I wasn't cool enough in my first year of school to know cool tricks like that. So I just learned, instead.
australians are stupd thaa#ts the truth i ended up in toxteth tonight somehow i got on wel, with everyone apart from one crazy bitch who hatedc me not sure why may be i was a bi to white anyway i dont give a fuck either way everyone can all go fuck themself
literally even the really black people didnt have a problem with me just that stupid bitch she wanted to set a gang onto me but i said nononononono goodbye see you later
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