****Official skatz brag/fail thread about how many ladies you've had sex with****

[Hillbilly Jim]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bobby Wong

good thing derek star isn't here or we would all be embarrassed

only if we counted trannies

[rum dick]

Quote:

Originally Posted by VaughnP

I usually have 5 to 10 women interested in me at a time. I have stopped whoring myself about recently, but will almost surely add one to the count tomorrow night. Her quote was "let's just go do something before, you know, we. . . (silence)" This is when I remembered I hadn't been bowling in ages.

When's the last time you played putt putt?

[anatine]

If a woman fucks a Dave Mathews Band fan, is she even a woman to begin with?

Also lol at gare sex trying to diminish the Nordic might of my pizza.

[gay sex]

your pizza was pathetic bro

Comments

oh but your face isnt.

[Bobby Wong]

look at these two husky lads getting all combative, they're so tense about jim's planned mozzarella embargo

[gay sex]

so sad bro kid takes one pizza pic and its worse than little ceasars quality

[gay sex]

wong i will be gettin mines you best beleeeeeeeeeeev that

[Hillbilly Jim]

i will be setting up shoppe between an art gallery and a shoe cobbler
all my customers will be hipsters and skatz posters

[boomroasted, bro]

5 or 6 rofl

Comments

keeping it real haters

[blake]

Quote:

Originally Posted by gay sex

were gonna need you to calm down chang broussard

i just now see what you did there