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Hillbilly Jim · 02-04-2010, 04:03 PM

cup · 02-04-2010, 04:44 PM

indianaslimjim, What happened in your childhood to make you identify so closely with SimJim's?

02-06-2010, 05:13 AM

seen this written on the toilet wall in work last week

what do nine out of ten people enjoy ?

gang rape

phantom · 02-06-2010, 09:59 AM

a 9 year old boy told me today he is going to sell his bike for 50 bucks so he can buy malcom in the middle season 7 dvd

doubt anyone else finds that funny

SkyNigger · 02-06-2010, 11:30 AM

A 9 year old boy told me today that he's scared and misses his parents and that it hurts when I hug him that way.

doubt anyone else finds that erotic.

SkyNigger · 02-07-2010, 10:11 AM

I caught my son listening to a song called ''Smack my Bitch Up''.

I took him to one side and explained it wasn't big or clever to hit women.

''But Dad,'' he said ''it's not about that at all. It's about injecting women with heroin so they can be manipulated into prostitution.''

I apologised for my mistake.

SkyNigger · 02-07-2010, 10:15 AM

I'd just like to thank all those people who have taken the time to put lovely bouquets of flowers by the side of the road.

It really brightens up my drive to work.

SkyNigger · 02-07-2010, 10:15 AM

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal?

SkyNigger · 02-08-2010, 06:21 AM

I went on www.howstuffworks.com and typed in "black people".

No results.

SkyNigger · 02-08-2010, 06:23 AM

Everyone laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian.

Well, they're not laughing now.

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