SERIOUSLY, THIS IS RAPE IN AMERICA NOW GUYS:

[Bobby Wong]

Quote:

Originally Posted by rum dick

I also say this while admitting that I did a similar thing in a 65 mustang but because it couldn't handle for shit all I ended up doing was leaving a half mile long tire skid mark on highway 75 (zero power steering sometimes has its advantages). Drove drunk twice after that. The last time ended up with me planting more trees. Been a decade and it ain't happening again (might make an exception maybe during the zombie apocalypse...maybe)

Why is it that when we find ourselves engaged in aberrant behavior due to our drinking, we resolve to correct the problem by cutting back on our driving rather than stop drinking?

[rum dick]

Mainly to lower the risk of collateral damage and because someone's gotta support the poor people of Mexico by buying their agave. But yeah joking aside I don't get shitfaced any more.

[gay sex]

OH LOOK AT OLD HIGH AND MIGHTY IVE GOT MY DISEASE UNDER CONTROL GUY

[Bobby Wong]

the first step is to admit that you're powerless gare

[gay sex]

you need to see this weeks always sunny

[Bobby Wong]

i got a letter from my internet company last week telling me to quit stealing always sunny so them dudes can go fuck themselves

[rum dick]

Quote:

Originally Posted by gay sex

OH LOOK AT OLD HIGH AND MIGHTY IVE GOT MY DISEASE UNDER CONTROL GUY

Pot kettle "functional gare".

[Behemoth]

This thread delivers

[Behemoth]

Quote:

Originally Posted by VaughnP

Bitch is pregnant and the guy's just trying to help her out. Look at that pooch.

[Steerpike]

ovenwax chortles sarcastically at your american attempts at rape