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Originally Posted by gay sex

never give a bitch ur pin number

Couple days ago I broke guy rule number one and gave Edwina the password to my phone. I was like honey if there is ever an emergency, here's the pw. Apparently as soon as I fell asleep there was an emergency involving every text conversation I've had with a woman and stupidly didn't delete. That ended poorly (and with me hiding out at pala casino for the day).

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rofl

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i draw mine on the htc one

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its basically an m people

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although i basically know every one of her passwords to gmail facebook and her phone KEEP THAT SHIT LOCKED SON

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and shes known my pin number for like 5 years is 2002 but still i like to pretend

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rofl hers is like 1492 and im like calm down christopther columbus and she didnt get it which is probably why i will never propose

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can't be diluting your blue blood stock with the unwashed undereducated masses

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Originally Posted by gay sex

although i basically know every one of her passwords to gmail facebook and her phone KEEP THAT SHIT LOCKED SON

The gmail account is in a sealed envelope in a safety deposit box at chase with the will and the power of attorney (and I have the latter set up so one of my buddies can take over if edwina is too much of a wuss to pull the plug). The facebook account aint ever getting in her hands. Thankfully she thinks she hates the site and does not have an account. The few times I show her my facebook news feed she is like "this horrifying, this is retarded, wait this is kind of funny, show me more". And then that's when I immedietely logoff and don't let her have another peek for 6 months or so.