If only i had gone to a fancy schmancy private preschool i coulda been an industrious life success like ape.... babbling about my mom not spoiling me enough, crashing at some helpless elderly neighbors' house, and running with the elite attorneys in my local community. Oh and taking speed induced poops and chalking that it up as time spent chasing my dreams. #lifesunfairsadface
Not everyone is a fatcat lawyer former apartment dweller who can afford to pay $30 on amazon for a safe and reliable UL-approved pet drinking fountain. Some people need to smoke $30 worth of meth instead and spend all night making their pet fountains out of scrap parts, because how else would they ever be able to take a shit?
dave was so poor he called his walk home from school the trail of tears until the local indian hit him with a whiskey bottle and told him to change the name
Dave let me tell you something- on mothers day I drove out to acampo to see my folks new place and help them move a bunch of things and my mom had planned for me to stay the night and figured I'd leave in the am. I couldn't do it and I actually slept in my truck and left the following morning. I feel so guilty and ashamed for how shitty I treated my parents and how disgustingly bad I disrespected their home that I cannot ever sleep in any home of theirs again. I explained this to my step dad and he understood, shit will never be forgiven or forgotten. This shell of a human being who is out for himself only and is lazy and uncaring and has no integrity or moral character isn't me nor will it be. I am not marty, I can see my flaws (finally) and I have worked hard to become the man I had fooled myself into believing I was when in reality I was a joke. Now I am merely average trying to make my way in this world and I am delighted at that so spare me the criticisms until you at least weigh in current data.
just so i'm clear, like two posts after this, you admitted to being a meth addict who bought tainted meth two days ago right?
and you feel that this makes you average? you're delighted?
My housebunny, Maurice, aka, Moey. I originally bought this drinkwell for my cat, Charlie, but he won't touch it. Moey loves it!
You have a housebunny named Moey? That's adorable jim! ALso I approve of the use of the name Maurice in such household applications as our dear pal Jimbaroney Baloney Saaaaa-MOEney(!) is demonstrating.
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