*** OFFICIAL skatz thread *** [OFFICIAL]

[blake]

Quote:

Originally Posted by DakotaBurnsInHell

I can't find the line on Betfair but the smart money has to be on Cancer.

/thread

[SkyNigger]

I wanna Facebook the kids v cancer one but I'm too high to know if I'll get noosed or not. I suspect I'll get noosed.

[rum dick]

[SkyNigger]

I said to my girlfriend, "Please get me a newspaper."

"Don't be silly," she replied, "you can borrow my iPad."

That spider never knew what fucking hit it.

[SkyNigger]

"Did you know that making a girl laugh is the second best way to get a girl into bed?" I asked my date.

"Really?" she asked. "What's the first?"

"A big fuck off knife!" I replied.

"Ha-ha, you're funny," she said.

"Well done, you've made a sensible choice."

Comments

	lol women
	lol mike's mom

[Sonatine's hidden salami]

get real everyone knows the best way to get girls in bed is to bandy around pretending to be a respected photographer "who pays his way" (whatever that means.)