SUP YALL ITS 8:03AM, OR WAS A MINUTE AGO

[anatine]

lol at quakeworld tho. fuckoutta here.

[gay sex]

jesus christ you and i would be the gayest fast friends of all time if we ran into each other at a mccormicks and schmidt

OH UR DRINKING WHISKEY IM DRINKING WHISKEY


and wed devolve from there

[gay sex]

rofl as then u confess after drink #5 IM NOT EVEN HERE FOR THE SHELLFISH I JUST CAME FOR THE BREAD AND TO DRINK 18 YEAR OLD SCOTCH

and then our eyes meet like long lost brothers

[anatine]

the entire bar would hate us, mostly because half of them would try to be all *mosey up to our incredibly animated convo* OH HEY GUYS, YEAH I REMEMBER THAT, REMEMBER WHEN QUAKE 3 DROPPED? and they would be like "holy shit this guy just rolled his eyes at me while ive made some bad life choices" but their girl saw it all so that distills instantly into anger and resentment.

[gay sex]

it was a slow head turn eyemeet i promise we werent gauche about it

[anatine]

i havent eaten yet so im still in a pretty strange place reality wise and i literally thought you typed " and then our eyes meet like long lost lobsters" and it made ABSOLUTELY PERFECT SENSE TO ME.

[gay sex]

i was so out on quake 3 and quake 4 when they came out like i drifted back in 2006 to play some blockbuster rented quake 4 copy and it was just awful

[anatine]

slow head turn with eyebrows raised to half mast, possibly sipping drink through swizzle stick while turning head, bartender saw it and cant stop laughing but is also kinda worried we are going to put everyone in a mood and fuck with his tips.

[gay sex]

DIAL UP SOME DELIVERY BACON OLD MAN UR BURNING DAYLIGHT

[anatine]

i remember the railgun and the delay between mouse click and actual firing and saying "welp, thats that".

i also remember playing Doom.

a fucking lot.