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[Tyde]

did you ask your gram gram how much she is planning to leave you while you wipe the diarrhea off her aging meat flaps ?

[Tyde]

little babysitter boy

[Been]

your "goodnights" usually last 4 hours like your same 2 sentences last 5 pages. we both know you aren't falling asleep with that crack in your lungs and your uncle's warm breath on your neck fresh in your mind. i would appreciate a little effort here.

[Been]

that pretty graphic. you have detailed experience with an older relative's naked body?

[Tyde]

you remind me of Parker from 'Gold Rush'

punk kid waiting for his elders to die

the fact you are Mexican makes it infinitely worse on multiple levels

go boil some water to spoon feed her some apples and spice oatmeal

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Parker Schnabel is GOD. How dare you.

[Been]

LOL I DIDN'T EVEN READ WHAT YOU JUST WROTE

[Tyde]

i bet you are really sweet to good ol gram gram

such a nice little beaner

[Tyde]

do you ever wake up in the morning before diaper duty wishing you weren't a minority ?

serous question

[Been]

i just reread this thread. fuck you got owned. that's pathetic. gl pacing around the house all night knowing you got ruined

[Tyde]

yea nap it out