UPDATE: BILL CLINTON AND HIS GIRLFRIEND ARE STILL VERY FAT

[Been]

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, TODD ************************ HAS SENT IN HIS LOYAL LACKEY, JEWDONK, TO ATTEMPT TO DERAIL THIS THREAD. THE SHAMING OF HIS OBESITY IS NOW OFFICIALLY BACK ON TRACK.

[rum dick]

martin - I challenge you to a race for pink slips....first one to fifty feet wins.

[Been]

Quote:

Originally Posted by rum dick

get him been for his failure to use commas

that's why he'll never win the skatzpoker essay contest


"Hey Gang !

First of all I would like to say how glad I am I stumbled across FTR. This is a great site with a terrific forum section and lots of good people making a variety of contributions from all different kinds of perspectives. I have a lot of respect for the administrators who run the site, and have learned much from many of the people posting here. Kudos to all."

-Martin

Comments

rofl just the right balance of humor and stalking

[Behemoth]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Been

that's why he'll never win the skatzpoker essay contest


"Hey Gang !

First of all I would like to say how glad I am I stumbled across FTR. This is a great site with a terrific forum section and lots of good people making a variety of contributions from all different kinds of perspectives. I have a lot of respect for the administrators who run the site, and have learned much from many of the people posting here. Kudos to all."

-Martin Carrico

Signing his first and last like he's E.F. Hutton or some super important non-degenerate poker player. PPFFTTTT

Comments

actually i signed so people knew what the hell i was talking about

[Behemoth]

Nigga move outta Sactown and he be getting uppity n shit

[Behemoth]

Don't forget to edit my post too Been. I can't edit it myself or I would.

[Been]

SOME DEVELOPING LEADS COMING OVER THE WIRE:
TODD ************************ AND GIRLFRIEND COLLECTIVELY CONSUME 7000 CALORIES FOR DINNER; DEVIATE FROM WEIGHT WATCHERS MEAL PLAN

MORE TO FOLLOW

[Behemoth]

YYYYEESSSSSSS GGGGGOOOODDDDD LET THE HATE INTO YOUR HEART BEEN










GGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD



















GOOD

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lightning out my fingers

[Been]

druff's mom would be spinning in her grave if she knew what an obese mess he's become



and i know she's not dead but she's a real ghoul face

[Behemoth]

Gents this kind of hate rarely comes along. Let's just take it in and enjoy it.