*** OFFICIAL 2019-2020 NFL THREAD ***

[Hillbilly Jim]

no browns coach since "cussing at you players worse than" marty schottenheimer is within 150 pts of his winning %



but he was the woat in the playoffs and wasted derrick thomas' career

[Behemoth]

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Originally Posted by Hillbilly Jim

no browns coach since "cussing at you players worse than" marty schottenheimer is within 150 pts of his winning %

Wasted Thomas, Montana, etc etc. DBAG

[VaughnP]

Rofl. The most legit text conversation of all time.

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lulll

[VaughnP]

At some point there was a moment of clarity, and she realized she'd be burning millions.

[Behemoth]

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Originally Posted by VaughnP

Tyreek: Crystal, you know that on the day in question I did not touch our son and cause him to break his arm, nor did I have any physical contact with him on that day.

Crystal: Yes, you are right Tyreek Hill of the NFL's Kansas City Chiefs, I caused our son to break his arm and furthermore I am a lying dumb cunt that is not worthy or your love or giant black hog. I thank GOD above everyday for this opportunity to procreate with a beacon of light, such as yourself, who happens to have millions of dollars and a massive black hog. I am sorry for the trouble I have caused and will let you have sex with 10 white women to make up for my insolence.

Tyreek: Thank you Crystal Hill, I would like to do that, but I am loyal to you, my wife, for life, as per our wedding vows. We will seek refuge in the LORD and ask for his guidance.

[VaughnP]

It reminds me of the scene in There's Something About Mary where they're reading off a script knowing she's listening in.

[Behemoth]

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Originally Posted by VaughnP

It reminds me of the scene in There's Something About Mary where they're reading off a script knowing she's listening in.

Oh 100 fo shizzle Von Vonnigan