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09-09-2012, 08:00 AM
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married to pamela anderson's barbed wire tattoo
Join Date: Dec 2009
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one time offer to creeped out pfa posters
Look the shit at pfa has obviously gotten icky lame so why not leave that manchild drama behind and create a skatz account. Take your shot at the big leagues.
Pros - none of our admins or mods will check your ips or drive to your homes and make stalker videos of your driveway. In fact, most of our admins and mods don't know what an ip is and even more us have suspended drivers licenses. Also for the anti-40great crowd...408 has his own subforum and only posts there. I'm sure he'd love it it you stopped by and said hi but you're under zero obligation to do so.
Cons - 90% of you will be banned after five posts because you're terrible. Course that terrible could just be because of being on pfa for too long so maybe more of you will make the cut once you get to post freely for the first time in your poker forum posting lives. Repressive and abusive environments are known to stifle originality and happiness so dunno maybe you will suck less. Also fair warning 100% of you will be called nerds. Also you might be required to go to your local bar and order a raspberry sangria to get gay sex's vote.
Anyhow why not whats the worst that can happen and the offer expires in 48 hours.
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09-09-2012, 08:07 AM
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Walt Jr.
Join Date: Dec 2009
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Over under on sign ups inspired by this post set at 1. Noble effort though.
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Originally Posted by gay sex
LISTEN while youre busy driving your cocaine submarine, i was out here defending the idea that all star survivor is better against scooter who thinks its a bad idea, JESUS CHRIST YOUR JIMMERY KNOWS NO BOUNDS
Originally Posted by neverstop in a PM
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But whatever, yes I can be a huge canadian faggot and you can be terrible yourself but theres no reason we shouldnt be able to co-exist at the very least, ya feelz me??
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09-09-2012, 08:08 AM
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Walt Jr.
Join Date: Dec 2009
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No seriously though. I've learned that a lot of these fags lurk but are too damned scared to make an account. Get serious with your life, lurkers.
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Originally Posted by gay sex
LISTEN while youre busy driving your cocaine submarine, i was out here defending the idea that all star survivor is better against scooter who thinks its a bad idea, JESUS CHRIST YOUR JIMMERY KNOWS NO BOUNDS
Originally Posted by neverstop in a PM
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But whatever, yes I can be a huge canadian faggot and you can be terrible yourself but theres no reason we shouldnt be able to co-exist at the very least, ya feelz me??
Last edited by VaughnP; 09-09-2012 at 10:17 AM.
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09-09-2012, 08:09 AM
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Walt Jr.
Join Date: Dec 2009
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Most people would be surprised at the amount of traffic the site gets, and if you do in fact only lurk, realize that the most premium content here has always been hidden. The only way to access that content is to work your way up.
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Originally Posted by gay sex
LISTEN while youre busy driving your cocaine submarine, i was out here defending the idea that all star survivor is better against scooter who thinks its a bad idea, JESUS CHRIST YOUR JIMMERY KNOWS NO BOUNDS
Originally Posted by neverstop in a PM
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But whatever, yes I can be a huge canadian faggot and you can be terrible yourself but theres no reason we shouldnt be able to co-exist at the very least, ya feelz me??
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09-09-2012, 08:10 AM
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Walt Jr.
Join Date: Dec 2009
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I forget the exact number of unique visitors, but it is pretty high from the server statistics. I know that last month we had over a million page views. Though about 40% were bots etc. it still means you faggots are out there hiding.
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Originally Posted by gay sex
LISTEN while youre busy driving your cocaine submarine, i was out here defending the idea that all star survivor is better against scooter who thinks its a bad idea, JESUS CHRIST YOUR JIMMERY KNOWS NO BOUNDS
Originally Posted by neverstop in a PM
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But whatever, yes I can be a huge canadian faggot and you can be terrible yourself but theres no reason we shouldnt be able to co-exist at the very least, ya feelz me??
Last edited by VaughnP; 09-09-2012 at 10:18 AM.
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09-09-2012, 08:11 AM
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Walt Jr.
Join Date: Dec 2009
Mentioned: 28 Post(s)
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Premium content folks.
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Originally Posted by gay sex
LISTEN while youre busy driving your cocaine submarine, i was out here defending the idea that all star survivor is better against scooter who thinks its a bad idea, JESUS CHRIST YOUR JIMMERY KNOWS NO BOUNDS
Originally Posted by neverstop in a PM
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But whatever, yes I can be a huge canadian faggot and you can be terrible yourself but theres no reason we shouldnt be able to co-exist at the very least, ya feelz me??
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09-09-2012, 09:52 AM
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married to pamela anderson's barbed wire tattoo
Join Date: Dec 2009
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Oh those nerds lurk here and then run off and talk about us all the time but they feel safe at pfa and are too scared to create an account here. Which is absolutely comical given the fact you're free to make fun of management here and post to your hearts content without worrying about having your real life fucked with.
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09-09-2012, 09:56 AM
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married to pamela anderson's barbed wire tattoo
Join Date: Dec 2009
Mentioned: 26 Post(s)
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Long story short kids are just frightened by an Easter bunny named gay sex
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09-09-2012, 10:03 AM
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Lord Bathrobe
Join Date: Dec 2009
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Which is hilarious because he has lunch lady arms.
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09-09-2012, 10:04 AM
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married to pamela anderson's barbed wire tattoo
Join Date: Dec 2009
Mentioned: 26 Post(s)
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Originally Posted by VaughnP
Most people would be surprised at the amount of traffic the site gets, and if you do in fact only lurk, realize that the most premium content here has always been hidden. The only way to access that content is to work your way up.
Rofl at anyone thinking the main board is the dominant forum at this place. Also y'all would amazed at how easy it is to work your way into the premium premium premium content areas. Hell onestep was briefly in because of his gay Olympic athletes posts. And chaps is being considered simply because oh his lobster claw lighter. You cant make this shit up. And despite what drk says he actually 86d himself.
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