ATTENTION PLAYERS...advice needed

[Behemoth]

Girl at the grocery store continually flirts with me everytime I go in. She's 10 years younger than me, at least. Has a goth/emo thing going on that I'm not a fan of, but I am a fan of her age. So, what's my angle here? How do you solve a problem like lip rings?

[Behemoth]

Will let this one ferment for a while. Post away gents

[Bobby Wong]

maybe you didnt realize it but all women are whores, because of their whore mothers. therefore i advise you to offer her money in exchange for sexual intercourse.

[Militant Quacks]

glad you have been paying attention "bob"

[rum dick]

tell her you cured Alzheimers with protein shakes. works everytime.

[Archibald Peck]

get on stevia

[Suicide King]

ask her if she wants to go get a drink sometime

[Archibald Peck]

[Behemoth]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Suicide King

ask her if she wants to go get a drink sometime

I'm 95% sure she isn't old enough to drink.

[Suicide King]

how old are you?