Should you stumble across any amazing sentences as you traverse the intrawebs you are duty bound to post them here for perusal.
Our first entry is from the esteemed A-Train Crediddles:
'One notable effect of the published census results on the political debates of the time was that the percentage of "insane negroes" seemed to increase the further North one went, reaching catastrophic proportions in Massachusetts and Maine. Pro-slavery advocates pointed to this as evidence of the beneficial effects of slavery.'
The following sentence is the opening line of one of the greatest achievements in modern literature, At-Swim-Two-Birds by Flann O'Brien.
'Having placed in my mouth sufficient bread for three minutes' chewing, I withdrew my powers of sensual perception and retired into the privacy of my mind, my eyes and face assuming a vacant and preoccupied expression.'
Doubtless you have never heard of this book but as it's soon to be ruined at the theaters by Colin Farrell you will probably scurry along there and gaze blankly at the screen whilst ramming fistfuls of popcorn and candy into your drooling maws.
WELL I CAN ONLY APOLOGIZE THAT IT'S NOT THE HANGOVER 3
Alan: Nobody's gonna fuck on you! I'm on your side! I hate Godzilla! I hate him too! I hate him! He destroys cities! *Please*! This isn't your fault. I'll get you some pants.
"So why did he take the veil, as you call it?" she asked.
Her question filled me with a deep tiredness. If you don't know now, you never will, I wanted to tell her. Because he was footloose. Because he was a soldier. Because God told him to and he didn't believe in God. Because he had a hangover. Or hadn't. Because the dark side of him liked an airing too. Because he was Larry and I was Tim and it was there.
Last edited by SkyNigger; 07-30-2012 at 05:05 PM.
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