Post your business ideas to save skatz

[Hillbilly Jim]

since skatz is a failing business post all your good ideas to save it!!

ill start

double breasted flannel shirts
i think too much cold air gets in regular flannel shirts
if they were double breasted cold air aint getting in that bitch yo

Comments

	genius!
	Makes so much sense I'm gobsmacked.

[Steerpike]

bird-feeders made from offcuts of timber

[Hillbilly Jim]

open a crayfish restaurant that only serves self cloning crayfish

shit is pure profit

[Steerpike]

we could set up a virtual car-washing service

Comments

This is solid. This way, Mike could wash his imaginary cars.

[gay sex]

putting a leash around cobs neck and parading him around carnivals like a freak show as he clacks his pincers

Comments

	mean spirited
	rofl
	I approve
	Mean-spirited but we all have to dig deep Cob

[Steerpike]

so we can clean virtual cars or clean cars virtually, it works both ways, we'll put ElGallo in charge of USC and Suicide King

[gay sex]

then parlaying that into a couple late night tv appearances and then eventually a book about owning a lobster human pet

[Steerpike]

sorry gare, cobs is fully booked from now until october, he's touring with Ripley's Believe It Or Not Museum

[gay sex]

iphone then

[Steerpike]

we should invent an iphone?