Tom Cruises daughter is a fucking dude. Straight up and down.

[anatine]

Fucking seriously, thats Isabella Cruise.

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what molly maid did he knock up to roll that thing off the assembly line and how much dirt on him must she have to prevent him from killing it?

[anatine]

Also takes the full stem from this genetic masterpiece:

[anatine]

Someone please help me because thats the opposite of Tom Cruise + Nicole Kidman and I dont even know where to start here.

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dunno what it is about wealthy powerful people and needing to fuck the ugliest things they can tie down and get busy with.

[nextlevelshit]

I found this pretty interesting and it didn't pass common sense test so before I showed it to someone else, I googled and both of the kids are adopted.

[anatine]

Oh fuck me that explains it.

[anatine]

Also as a side note to the lawyers for Tom Cruise and the Church of Scientology, user VaughnP runs this site and is responsible for all content.

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Originally Posted by sonatine

Also as a side note to the lawyers for Tom Cruise and the Church of Scientology, user VaughnP runs this site and is responsible for all content.

@vaugnp is this true?

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she really bounces around on the fuckable meter. one minute she's doable

aaaaand then

dad ought to hand cuff her to the water softener in the garage and starve some weight off. it's the only way she will survive and be happy long term imo as she has a fractured egg shell for self esteem and being in LA with a famous set of parents does not bode well at all.