*** OFFICIAL skatz thread *** [OFFICIAL] - SkatzPoker

SkyNigger · 01-10-2010, 11:14 AM

I got fired from work today for creating a photo-shop picture of the boss's 15 y.o. daughter sucking on my eleven inch cock and emailing it to everyone in the department.

A few people thought it was funny, most were disgusted, but I'm just confused.

What's photo-shop?

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also HOF

SkyNigger · 01-10-2010, 11:15 AM

I don't know why my dog spends so much time licking his asshole; it tastes fucking disgusting.

SkyNigger · 01-10-2010, 11:29 AM

A pickup line you can actually use:

If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

Hillbilly Jim · 01-10-2010, 11:42 AM

obv tell her that story and she will probably suck your 11 inch cock and then you can take a rael picture and email it to everyone

SkyNigger · 01-10-2010, 11:47 AM

I bumped into a cute girl on the street - a complete stranger.

"I beg your pardon, Ma'am? Pray tell me, do you enjoy gang rape?"

"Yikes, no!", she said.

So, with all due respect to her preference, I raped her alone.

Comments

HOF

SkyNigger · 01-10-2010, 12:21 PM

Husband: Fancy playing rape tonight?
Wife: No
Husband: Thats the spirit

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cheers

SkyNigger · 01-10-2010, 12:33 PM

It looks like London 2012 will be the first Olympic Games to include women's boxing as an event.

It's a shame my Ddad just passed away. He'd be a lock for the Gold.

SkyNigger · 01-10-2010, 01:09 PM

As I lay in bed last night, I heard the cries of a young lady being raped.

It was right up my alley.

DELAWARE · 01-10-2010, 05:54 PM

DAKOTA GET BACK ON YOUR MEDS AS SOON AS YOU CAN.

Hillbilly Jim · 01-10-2010, 06:03 PM

Ichi: Did... you really want me to rape you, Miss Tachibana?
Karen: Oh, no. I didn't want it from you. I wanted it from anyone. The only thing that can help me now is despair.