ok first off. i had a window seat but as i did internet check in shit yesterday, i noticed 2 empty seats next to eachother and was like OH SHIT SON and snagged one.
what i failed to really comprehend however
was that these seats were about 3" thinner than
normal seats
and i found this out
by dropping into it
only to have
the sides of the armrests very nearly tear open
my thighs
and they had those little tv screens
behind the seat in front of you
but
the controller was on the side of the armrest facing your
thigh
and i couldnt understand
why it kept scrolling through all the channels, i was distracted
by how much my thigh hurt
where something was cruelling cutting into it.
but i decided not to break any eggs and soldier up
so i plugged my laptop into the power below my seat
only to find
that there was not enough amperage to actually power up my laptop
and others were experiencing this horror as well
so i had to watch episodes of Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy on my
iPod Touch
which might have been less horrorfying
if not for the turbulance
and then they fed me shrimp fried rice for breakfast
and i dont know moonspeak
and im so very, terrible frustrated.