guys, we need to find gare some legal representation

[Bobby Wong]

i mean, it feels a little like entrapment, if you're going to have headlines like this, it's pretty much inevitable that gare's going to catch some mixed messages and end up lurking outside the stadium telling a bunch of red-shirt freshman that it's not so tight anymore, but the depth is unlimited

[gay sex]

dollars to donuts im trying to see whos got the biggest tik tok following and then signing them up with nil for my fledgling hogcoin ponzi scheme luckily for you buttermilk zero people will be recruiting outside penn state cuz lol at ur football second ran program and i might be able to svengali a couple nerd 3rd stringers

[gay sex]

also ive literally had something stuck in my eye for like 5 hours now ive been in the pool ive bought eye drops and vodka at walgreens also a little bread and butter pinot noir for burgers later but im like 2 hours away from opening the gun safe and killing myself this is so annoying and i cant get it out 3 showers and 45 minutes in the pool and its just stuck in my eye

[gay sex]

i obviously stole the eyedrops cuz since ive been 14 thats just an unpayforable

[gay sex]

this thing stuck in my eye has been the most challenging thing ive ever faced in my life

[Bobby Wong]

maybe the lens on your welding hood is faulty and you suffered some uv flash burns that just feel like there is something in your eye

[Bobby Wong]

i wear a pair of tight-fitting goggles with 99.9% uv protection under my hood, and i sealed around the edges of the hood lens with electrical tape, it really seems to help

[anatine]

you literally scratched your eyeball.

[gay sex]

its out now finally but i was coming to terms with my cornea being fucked and becoming an eye patch guy

[gay sex]

a no joke 13 hour ordeal