AOW picture thread - SkatzPoker

Statutory Ape · 05-14-2012, 02:21 AM

So in preparation to being mentally raped by Desperate Housewives and Once upon a Time (thank YOU mothers day) I am killing time by going through some pictures in my digi camera here, thought some might be entertaining to ya'll. Maybe not, whatever. I will keep adding to this thread in the future.

Statutory Ape · 05-14-2012, 02:23 AM

random pic of Kaleena, my mom's foal (only a baby but she's a big one let me tell you) barely a year old here.

Statutory Ape · 05-14-2012, 02:28 AM

moar

Statutory Ape · 05-14-2012, 02:29 AM

shop-vac pic for Bob

note the locked fridge of goodies on the right, full of alcohol and sweets and such. no dieter should be without a lock and chain believe you me. I have learned my lessons well.

Statutory Ape · 05-14-2012, 02:36 AM

Yesterday I was digging on the side yard, helping my folks prep the house for sale here, when I felt a tug on my right foot, and then I kind of fell on the ground instinctively, wasn't sure why....then I saw the truth, and realized I was within millimeters from being FUCKED all in the blink of an eye

Statutory Ape · 05-14-2012, 02:40 AM

last nail picture

Statutory Ape · 05-14-2012, 03:02 AM

Next few may be tough for anyone to make out, but essentially this was a running gag of a bowflex ad I started here https://post.craigslist.org/manage/2987229196/359r8

I actually got 7 emails about it, one guy calling it "the best ad ever!" and this guy is the regional something something from play-it-again-sports. Didn't spam the forums with my ad, so it never got any love from the skatz crowd. I went for the "unintended comedy" route and was successful. Here's more "behind the scenes" pictures, this was and is my parents real bowflex mind you, and once unearthed it really is in near mint condition. My folks REALLY expected me to sell this damned thing, and REALLY wouldn't let me uncover it at the same time, how unbelievable is that?

more shop-vac porn for Bob

If this isn't dedication to one's craft-

making good use of space

moar soon....