can we admit that every teenager who dies while texting

[gay sex]

SO AHEAD OF THE CURVE NOW YOU CAN GET PULLED OVER IF THE COP SEES U HOLDING UR PHONE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DUMB

also shout out to drk star in this thread i would still party with that dog also shoutout to bad checks and gamble writing them at the supermarket like a 75 year old woman

[Been]

yup my friend got a ticket for using gps

[Sonatine's hidden salami]

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Originally Posted by Been

yup my friend got a ticket for using gps

how fucking stupid can you be to get a ticket using something THAT SPEAKS THE DIRECTIONS TO YOU SO YOU CAN CONCENTRATE ON DRIVING WHILE DRIVING.

also to gay sex, are you sure you want to party with that dog? bro, you're creeping me out here. You and marty are thick as thieves aren't you...

[Sonatine's hidden salami]

Quote:

Originally Posted by gay sex

SO AHEAD OF THE CURVE NOW YOU CAN GET PULLED OVER IF THE COP SEES U HOLDING UR PHONE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DUMB

also shout out to drk star in this thread i would still party with that dog also shoutout to bad checks and gamble writing them at the supermarket like a 75 year old woman

at least you get to take items you purchase to your car and into your home/hovel in plastic or paper bags like the rest of the civilized world. Here you get nada unless you pay extra (ten cents a fucking bag.)

[rum dick]

Says the guy who doesn't know how to buy a hammer or a phone....

[gay sex]

no i would party with that dog

[Sonatine's hidden salami]

I know how to buy a phone, I just haven't fixed this laziness I have recently become afflicted with.

[rum dick]

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