Things That Are True

[408Mittens]

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonatine

This is the naked face of truth.

confirmed true

[gay sex]

lol at dumb old behemoth thinking provolone is the king of cheeses

Comments

provolone is terrible it's barely even cheese

[Sonatine's hidden salami]

There is no denying the truth of that.

[Sonatine's hidden salami]

I'm pretty sure that is also true and is probably also true using two coffee cans welded together but I can't say for sure for about another two hours or so.

[Sonatine's hidden salami]

hecka true

[Sonatine's hidden salami]

The excitement builds and then

THE LIGHT-OF TRUTH!!!!!

well whatever that video has hecka truth all over the place

[Sonatine's hidden salami]

im hella bored and i think with the skills and equipment I have I can probably make a better axe then at least this one TIME WILL TELL (not tine will tell because he never knows anything important.)

[Bobby Wong]

you have no skills and no equipment, so no you can't

[Sonatine's hidden salami]

last night I found (in the dirt looking for a spider of all places) a 4lb straight peen hammer head. Hella cleaned it and it's fucking green but who cares? Super rare find and I have the perfect eucalyptus handle in the works for it.

Who finds 4lb cross peen hammer heads in the ground honestly?

[Sonatine's hidden salami]

I am making my own straight peen out of an 8lb splitting maul head as we speak actually.