also real talk this is how classy i am

[gay sex]

ive been using my gfs makeup remover face wipes on my face just normally and instead of throwing them out i use them as the exclamation wipe after i have a bowl movement

IM ASIAN LEVELS OF CLEAN PEOPLE

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have to try that

[limitles]

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Originally Posted by gay sex

ive been using my gfs makeup remover face wipes on my face just normally and instead of throwing them out i use them as the exclamation wipe after i have a bowl movement

IM ASIAN LEVELS OF CLEAN PEOPLE

Firstly, it's not a "bowl" movement(unless you break the bowl with your giant Yankee ass)

Then there's this.


London: Actor Brad Pitt is so concerned about the environment that he has reportedly stopped using soap because of the toxins used in it.
The 49-year-old prefers to use a combination of lemon, water and apple cider vinegar instead.
"Brad says he's read up on the toxins of soap - especially the antibacterial ones - and feels that using them and antiperspirants is not only bad for the planet, but it also speeds up the ageing process in humans," femalefirst.co.uk quoted a source as saying.

[Hillbilly Jim]

defense soap bro

[VaughnP]

lol at faggots who use deodorant. Just take a quick shower when you've done something sweat inducing, and of course shower otherwise at least once daily and apply a small amount of a decent cologne.

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we all know ur dripping in axe bro

[Behemoth]

I smell like old spice and bourbon and I do just fine thanks

[bukowski72]

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Originally Posted by gay sex

ive been using my pipe mom whore's makeup remover face wipes on my face and instead of throwing them out i use them as the exclamation wipe after i have a very infrequent crackhead bowl movement.

[bukowski72]

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Originally Posted by gay sex

ive been using my pipe mom whore's makeup remover face wipes on my face and instead of throwing them out i use them as the exclamation wipe after i have a very infrequent crackhead bowl movement.

Gare is the best or beast.

Must remind all this is just satire or sanitary by me. Gare is great human something or ...

[gay sex]

what is this and also i just ate a mango like an ear of corn over the sink EXUDING CLASS

[limitles]

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Originally Posted by VaughnP

lol at faggots who use deodorant. Just take a quick shower when you've done something sweat inducing, and of course shower otherwise at least once daily and apply a small amount of a decent cologne.

Count me in as faggot. People who use no deodorant are ignorant to their own funk. I actually had to confront an employee about his non deodorized self (awkward conversation)because I couldn't take it any longer and I figured customers would also notice.

Same for you garlic gulpers. You reek man.

Cologne is acceptable if you don't bathe in the shit or if your French but I like to stay high and dry.

Thank-you

[Behemoth]

Those are some sad saggy tittays. Why does every midget look like they have the downs?