I'd just like to take a moment to thank reba for fancy. If it wasn't for that song I'd still be white trash toiling away in the dirt fields of oklahoma. But thanks to reba, I learned that just because you're born white trash, you don't have to stay white trash. Powerful stuff. Combine that inspiration and motivation with giving a couple few handjobs to some senators and next thing you know I'm the man I am today...living off of my wife's disability checks and pretending to live in a town that druff cannot afford.
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