Inside of 408mike's head, is this true?

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I hate that I love You...

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those are literally the happiest mall cops in the world.

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So getting back on track verdict just in TRUEST SHIT I HAVE EVAR SEEN

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Vaughn ejaculates sulfates while I, the Worlds Worst Prostitute, get off on granny porn and rub out sheisty loads in front of gay men for ten sacks of dope.

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Nigga Vaughn get in my way while 408's tryin get hiiiis, And he'll bump youuuu

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and the bitter irony of it all- the ten sack was terribad. figures, right?

I went back a couple weeks later in search of a refund for my precious dignity this creature stole but settled for a nice old school vaughn framing hammer instead.

yes, a hammer. What can I say Scuter overshot a little bit I'M A FAILURE AND BITTER HORRIBLE DISAPPOINTMENT TO EVERYONE THAT DARES TO DREAM don't bother. I sold my dignity and pride for a hammer for fucks sake, what are you really expecting out of me????

at least I kept the hammer #realtalk

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the above was written purely for entertainment purposes