yam fuck this world cup shit im gonna need you to turn your attention to the coozes

[Hillbilly Jim]

@gay sex since dj chaps aka nerd bertens is a snob against huge favorites im gonna hook you up with some hot tennis spreads

venus williams -5.5
agnieszka radwanska -5
petra kvitova -5
victoria azarenka -5.5
maria kirilenko -2
dominika cibulkova -5.5

[gay sex]

breh the kid doesnt even know how to enjoy the finer things in life and massive tennis favorites are one of those things

[Hillbilly Jim]

if i can ever crack wnba bets you might have to start a new thread for that
i hecka lost 250 units on a favorite because their best playr was out with lyme disease

[Hillbilly Jim]

3 for 3 so far
hope @gay sex threw them units at them bitches

[gay sex]

Ticket#:34351678
Jun 25 06:50 AM
Jun 25 10:20 AM
Jun 25 04:50 AM
Jun 25 06:45 AM
INTERNET / -1 Jun 24 10:37 PM
MU
MU
MU
MU
PARLAY (4 TEAMS)
[8661] V AZARENKA -580
(V AZARENKA vrs B JOVANOVSKI)
[8668] D CIBULKOVA -650
(A VAN UYTVANCK vrs D CIBULKOVA)
[8676] A RADWANSKA -480
(C DELLACQUA vrs A RADWANSKA)
[8677] P KVITOVA -400
(P KVITOVA vrs M BARTHEL)

150 / 156

who do we have left

[Hillbilly Jim]

azarenka and cibulkova havent played yet
you should be safe on that bet

[gay sex]

yammin it hard right now bro

[Hillbilly Jim]

although you are going to be sad when all my ladies cover and pay out a ton more units than your rinky dink parlay

venus williams -5.5
7-6 6-1 venus like to make a jim sweat

agnieszka radwanska -5
ol girl won 6-4 6-0

petra kvitova -5
6-2 6-0

these broads are killing it for jim

[gay sex]

it wouldnt let me parlay more than 5

[gay sex]

so then i had to open this back up and remember these names and i just picked the first ones i saw