Jessica Alba has old woman hands

[behemoth old]

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Originally Posted by SkyNigger

yeah that mother fucker jeeter. I haven't been able to jerk off to herp jess since I discovered that fucking virus got another one.

someone should put him down. nyc should take care of business in their backyard or i might just have to run shit

Ahh, but grasshopper, you must FOCUS on the times before the herp got her. Use your mind to go back in time....to a time before this grotesque monster had his claws around her.

[SkyNigger]

sigh I can remember first day I seen Dark Angel purely by accident just channel-surfing in 1996. fuck I watched so many episodes. can't remember a single thing about the plot.

there was this chair I remember. baby alba. she would be all over this chair. I was 16. life was exciting and pure.

now...all I can see is herp. even in baby alba. fucking



How is there no cure or fucking vaccination for herp. It's out of control. When it takes out Alba fucking government. time to fucking haul Big Pharma in and give them a fucking deadline. one exec / week drops after deadline passes. they'll wax that shit.

[Harley]

feel for cash, be terrible to marry some girl and find out she banged some famous black dude

[Harley]

[SkyNigger]

Is that Marky Mark next in line from Alba?

cause if he's tapped, we're all fucked now.

[Hillbilly Jim]

we should start a website that list every celeb that other celebs have fucked

[Steerpike]

isn't that what every other site on the internet does?

[Hillbilly Jim]

yeah but ours will have std trees and six inches of separation games