I challenge Mortimer J. Caribou to a Vallarta vs. Rosarito food contest.....

[mwh72]

Bro, he took down a $600 score on PS last night.

You need to pay better attention.

[gay sex]

i honestly dont think he can hang with lobster i feel like a mental block from all those days on the cruise ship

[gay sex]

hes like no bae, i will not eat one of natures weirdest looking creatures i feel a kinship towards it

[mwh72]

Just bought some fresh tuna today, Mort.

Don't make me break out the big guns before you even fire.

[gay sex]

theres no wae that wasnt flash frozen bae

[gay sex]

and really if your not cooking that while your illegal bride dances to nicki minaj i cant bro

[mwh72]

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Originally Posted by gay sex

theres no wae that wasnt flash frozen bae

Saw them cut it from the fish today.

Still never been frozen.

[mwh72]

Next time I go to the docks I'll take a pic of the guy trimming it up just for you bae.

[Been]

Ive been there in person while they do it on the docks not the most sanitary of practices

[Behemoth]

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Originally Posted by Been

Ive been there in person while they do it on the docks not the most sanitary of practices

So dumasses say "it's fresh right off the boat" when it's been covered in ice for 2 days out at sea. And I'm calling bullshit on that tuna. I see a plastic bag with a logo on it that looks suspicious. Back me up Gare.