pretty sure this is how gares dad died yall

[Bobby Wong]

http://vimeo.com/112974995

[gay sex]

aright so basically im down in palm springs and just went to eat at a place called wangs and the gay guy from the tonight show was shoulder to shoulder with me and yes i had a giant pineapple slice in my mai thai

[gay sex]

it was verrrrrrrrrrrrrry real

[Bobby Wong]

pretty sure at least half that post is in code

[Bobby Wong]

how bigs your pineapple slice now gare?

[Major Crapehanger]

I am still alive damn it!