indianajim's dad

[Bobby Wong]

Jim's mom was a 17 year old concession stand cashier at a public court in terre haute where biggs was trying to rebuild his shattered bankroll after a disastrous series of losses in the heartland. she suggested that maybe what he needed was a good ball washing and so began a torrid four day romance. calderhead left for detroit after winning $1400 in a blindfold match played with squash racquets. he said that he'd send money for bus fare and poor darlene waited knocked up and heartbroken by the mailslot on her apartment door for six dollars and thirty five cents that never came.

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	$6.35 rofl

[gay sex]

real talk i got an addendum to this tragic story jims mom went door to door selling tarps to keep baseball cards over jims head

[Bobby Wong]

It's true. Unwed mothers were pariahs in 1970s Indiana, and the only job Darlene could get was door-to-door sales for Terre Haute Haute Tarp Co. THHT specialized in high end designer tarps, a tough sell in those tough economic times. Things were looking grim for mom and Jim until one day when Jim's grandmother drank a guart of rye for breakfast and was unresponsive when Darlene went to drop him off so she could go to work. Realizing that her mom was in no shape to take care of her baby, Darlene wrapped little Jimmy in a tarp and carried him in her sample box as she went out on her sales route. The housewives of suburban Terre Haute thought he was just darling and dug deep into their pocketbooks, buying tarps in record numbers. Darlene became Terre Haute Haute Tarp Co's biggest earner and the little family's money crisis was over, at least until Jim grew a moustache at age two and lost the cuteness that had been key to their financial solvency.

jims silence is deafening it must be true

[Statutory Ape]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bobby Wong

It's true. Unwed mothers were pariahs in 1970s Indiana, and the only job Darlene could get was door-to-door sales for Terre Haute Haute Tarp Co. THHT specialized in high end designer tarps, a tough sell in those tough economic times. Things were looking grim for mom and Jim until one day when Jim's grandmother drank a guart of rye for breakfast and was unresponsive when Darlene went to drop him off so she could go to work. Realizing that her mom was in no shape to take care of her baby, Darlene wrapped little Jimmy in a tarp and carried him in her sample box as she went out on her sales route. The housewives of suburban Terre Haute thought he was just darling and dug deep into their pocketbooks, buying tarps in record numbers. Darlene became Terre Haute Haute Tarp Co's biggest earner and the little family's money crisis was over, at least until Jim grew a moustache at age two and lost the cuteness that had been key to their financial solvency.

[Hillbilly Jim]

Quote:

Originally Posted by DankBlaniels

jims silence is deafening it must be true

silence so deafening