kvell: Dictionary.com Word of the Day

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kvell: to be extraordinarily pleased; especially, to be bursting with pride, as over one's family.

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[Bobby Wong]

Gare peered at the wreckage of his hotel room. That puerto rican kid had kvelled all over everything, even the minibar. Might as well, he thought as he unwrapped a sodden toblerone, I'm going to get charged for it anyway. A fragment of memory flickered through Gare's appletini-addled brain and he waddled into the bathroom, where his pants were balled up in the sink. His wallet was nowhere to be found. Gare swore and belched. It tasted of stomach acid and rancid kvell. He thought about calling American Express, but decided to take his toblerone back to bed and order a couple denver omelettes and a porterhouse from room service to soothe his broken heart.

[Hillbilly Jim]

@gay sex is this true?

[gay sex]

jesus christ one i always hated the toblerone as a kid it was the only candy they had at sport chalet for some reason two would never order the denver omelette room service

[Bobby Wong]

looks like the puerto rican rentboy, the appletinis, and the porterhouse were accurate

[gay sex]

probably wouldnt get the appletini and a room service porterhouse that you wait an hour for mmm fading that also

[Hillbilly Jim]

look at gare pretending he doesnt like hogs dipped in appletinis