Originally Posted by
VaughnP
The way to redeem yourself and get closer to joining the Skatz Circle of Trust (aka SCOT), is to post bender trip reports. I'm sure there has to be occasional Mexican hookers in the mix etc.
Oh god. Just went on two 6 day benders (1 day break). Each day I stayed up for 3 days and slept 8 hours between. I got very sick and I really decided i'm done with that shit. Was pathetic. Had a lot of fun and hung out with a lot of cool people, but alot of it was sitting in my apartment like a loser having no fun. Could post about my sickness I guess. Oh, apartments here are pretty close, pretty sure i saw the neighbor across the way and below torturing some chick. she was doing the same exercises over and over like 12 hours straight. it looked like she was begging him to stop. so fucking strange. oh well not my problem. hes obv psycho, on drugs if they were up 7am doing that, and probably connected to the cartel.
I don't have any stories about hanging out with crazy losers anymore. I cut them out of my life. I only hang out with people with hearts of gold (like our COT bretheren mwh) or at least people I think are solid. . I guess I could show I have a lot of old stories about those kinds of guys that I wouldn't post in a public forum but I'd probably post in private.
I guess I have interesting stories about how my crazy ex's kids were showing up all the time uninvited and i didn't have the heart to tell em to leave (they had to leave for school tho). Those stories just make me look pathetic tho, they told her they want to live with me. This last trip was god tho. I was insanely sick and paranoid from alcohol withdrawal and it was great to have little retards who think i'm god to talk to and make food runs for me and not look down on me because i let myself get this sick. I think I killed that tho. Told her I love when they visit but she needs to tell me in advance, and she needs to give them money to eat. She has no money so its impossible, but at least I didn't break their little retard hearts. If I ever get incredibly sick from the booze like that again tho, they will be back.
I have a lot of fun hooker stories cause i like to have crazy sex with em. Me and my bro used to make fun of Frank cause the hookers of PV made him pay double. I'm up to paying triple now which might be a first in this city. I made the last one cry, but after she cried felt bad and paid her way extra. Could share the crying hooker story. Me and stinky used to go to this dirty hooker/meth bar cause her Sexican friend worked there. I told her to ask her Sexican if hes heard stories about my wild ways. She asked him. He said "yes, one came back and complained to me after she left with matt because she knew i was friendly with him. i asked her if he paid her, and she said yes. so i asked what the problem is then." got a lot of fun hooker stories. fun for me anyway, and i always pay em extra anyway afterwards for their hard work.
speaking of stinky she could be a topic of her own. jesus christ. i remember once at the hooker bar she came in screaming that some fat dude grabbed her pussy as he walked by lol. i offered to go find him and kick his ass, i didn't care but was trying to be nice. she screamed "no you're too big of a pussy!" I guess she wanted me to act like a tough guy who was angry but I just laughed and said "okay" and went back to drinking beer and crack jokes with the scumbags who go to that place. place opens at 5am and is jam packed at 5. i used to ask "who are these freaks packing a bar at 5am?" Then I realized they didn't wake up and go drink. they're still partying from the night before. Open meth use is standard there, and when the place closes from 3-5 hookers sleep there, continue to sleep in booths for hours after it opens. Back to stinky, she was wearing a skirt barely covering her cunt, and was alone in the toughest part of town. What does she expect? Some mexican who was trying to get some gringa ass went with her in his car to look for him. We actually went and partied at his house later and he was cool as fuck. I dont hang out with her in public anymore, too embarrassing and risky to be seen by somebody i know, but i go to her apartment sometimes if i'm too messed up for somebody else. The skirt i talked about earlier is a giant example of why its too embarassing to be seen in public with her, people i know (or dont know) prolly will think I take this girl seriously or am her boyfriend. I got a ton of insane stories about her but wont share em in public except on twitter where I can delete em.
Won't discuss my bro unless it involves hooker stories (he loves em), so don't there. Won't discuss MWH cause hes a big boy and can (and probably has) tell his own fun stories about godding it up in mexico, so don't go there. Will talk about almost anything else tho.
Thanks for letting me in boyos. It feels great to finally be on the inner circle of the weirdest forum in history. Can't wait to break bread, and crack jokes with you masters of weird.
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