Official Joke Thread

[Hillbilly Jim]

Two bee keepers . . . And one says, "How many bees have you got?"
And he says, "I've got 10,000 bees.”
He says, "How many hives have you got?"
He says, "I've got 20 hives".
“20 hives; 10,000 bees?"
He says, "Yeah.”

He says, “How may bees have you got?"
He says, “I've got a million bees.”
“A million bees?!"
He says, "Yeah."
He says, "How many hives have you got?"
"One."

"A million bees - one hive?”
He goes, "Yeah, fuck 'em; they're only bees.”

[anatine]

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the humor of the first joke has been EGGSagerated

[Been]

ur the joke jim

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eggs-acerbating the problem