whats the difference between santa claus and tiger woods

[mama luigi]

tiger woods is black

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this is correct

[mama luigi]

[Hillbilly Jim]

santa only fucks his fat wife which makes him depressed and leads to a once a year bender where he flies around the world breaking into peoples houses and eating cookies and drinking eggnog all night then he comes home and tries to fuck a reindeeer, this year its comets turn

[SkyNigger]

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Originally Posted by IndianaSlimJim

this year its comets turn

Is there a published schedule?

Or do you have some inside info?

fwiw I would totally :splash Blitzen.

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a poor effort

[Hillbilly Jim]

he is in my depression support group, we are supposed to be confidential but i thought this was worth a leak